The Bears really suck this year. Every other team is better than the Bears. What can we do to make the Bears great—sorry, make sure the Bears don’t suck anymore? Also, after today’s game, whom do we hate more, the Vikings or the Lions? There are some subtle differences between them. Like, the Vikings are from Minnesota and the Lions are from Michigan. Both of which went to Trump. Um, never mind.
I’m going to go outside for a second. It’s not that cold, global warming is just a hoax anyway. YES I REALLY DID QUIT SMOKING TEN YEARS AGO! I JUST NEED A MOMENT TO MYSELF!
