President Obama finally got around to criticizing Donald Trump for his incompetence and idiocy in the face of the pandemic.
It’s got me thinking: What if the leader of the Democratic Party—the man most beloved by Democrats—were less like Obama and more like Mike? As in, Michael Jordan.
When it comes to competition, Jordan never lets a grudge—any grudge—go to waste. He views every slight, no matter how trivial or unintended, as a monumental insult that demands revenge.
But, Obama? Hey, man, it’s good. Can’t we all get along? Obama kept pretending there was a bipartisan bone in the Republican body up until the day that Mitch McConnell wouldn’t even give Merrick Garland a hearing on the vacant Supreme Court seat.
Consider these recent events: as the nation’s COVID-19 death toll mounted toward 100,000, Trump tweeted or re-tweeted an endless stream of hate and bilge at various Democrats, calling them skanks, making fun of their weight, their age. You know, typical Trump stuff.
Apparently, Republicans are OK with rape so long as it’s President Trump who’s doing the raping—allegedly. Just as they apparently have no problem with Nazis, so long as they vote for Trump.
