Best Of The Blackout Diaries Pity The Fool Who Sexts Her Father

By Erica Nicole Clark, stand-up comic and author

Nervously, I texted, “Hey Dave, you should meet me and Debbie.”

Side note: My dad is Mr. T. Yes, that Mr. T.

“No . . . ” If he was worried I was selling my body for cash, he didn’t linger on the subject.