By Tyson Karrasch, stand-up comic
“I’m, uh, Tyson.”
“You bought popcorn without any clothes?”
Naked and outnumbered, I finally came clean, explaining I don’t know where I am, that I’m still very drunk, and that I’ve pissed the bed. The very unhappy trio watched me put on my pants, the only item of my clothing I was able to find, and exit with zero dignity. During the cab ride home, the driver observed, “It smells like pee!,” and I cried a little. v
