By Erin and Mel, advertising execs, drinking buddies

Mel: And then we pretty much blacked out.

Erin: So of course everyone rushes into the bathroom and investigates. It was huuuge.

Mel: I tried to do a handstand on the dance floor.

Erin: I said, “Ladies, normally I would keep this to myself, but last night I woke up and I saw a blond ghost in this room. Maybe the blond ghost did it?”

Mel: Plus—and I don’t know why he did this—but he actually threw it in the trash rather than put it in the toilet and flush it away. I think we were all still drunk and not thinking clearly.