By Jason Conklin and Nolan Rafferty, managers of the Lakeview pub Galway Bay
Rafferty: He did that all the time—like a goddamn human bridge between two cars. The owners of the cars probably just missed work rather than wake him to move their vehicles.
Conklin: Ha! That’s right. We came back to the bar the next morning—and we have no recollection of hiring this guy, by the way—and the bar is closed and the lights are off and we see this guy with perfect hair squinting through the windows and trying to open the doors.
We get back and the new TVs are a bitch to install. Me and Nice Hair are working on it, but halftime is over now, so customers are missing the game and screaming and Nice Hair just can’t handle the stress and quits. He says, “Guys, I don’t know if really have a job here or not, but if so I think I quit.”
